The GoldFinch.

Aha It’s here! The GoldFinch. The movie trailer that lit a flame up my ass, inspired me to pull the trigger on this site, and write Yesterday. What is it with Hollywood condensing 700+ pages of literature into an hour and a half movie. Unfortunately those who took on the task bit off more than […]

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Hustlers

Earlier this year a video surface of Cardi B saying she used to drug and rob men while she was a stripper. When I went to see Hustlers last night, this story popped up in my head. I feel as though the film was the representation of that. Then there’s the actual Hustler’s article that […]

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Don’t Let Go

If you’ve been reading my site then you know by now that my uncles were definitely my rocks! Growing up, they always made sure I understand that if shit went left they would make it right. Soooooooo when I saw a movie preview for a film about a girl’s relationship with her uncle….. And it […]

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Angel Has Fallen

……So I walked in not remembering that this film was the third in a series. Somewhere halfway through it all started to feel familiar. The film starts off with Gerald Butler playing Mike Banning, a secret service agent. Through choppy scenes it is revealed Mike is going thorouuuugh it! He has insomnia. He’s shaking. He’s […]

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Scary Stories to tell in the Dark

I want to start of by saying I’m a bit of a scardy cat. Yet somehow I’m always trying to see a scary movie. Why? The world may never know. The latest scary I indulged in was none other than Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark. I was excited for it for three reasons. […]

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GOOD BOYS

I’ve been seeing the preview for this film since foreverrrrrrrrrr. Every damn movie I’ve seen, they’ve always had Good Boys in their previews reel. I’ve enjoyed it every time. No lie tho, I was a bit worried that the preview had a mashup of the best bits and the movie would actually disappoint. I’m so […]

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IT: Chapter 2

I want to preface this by saying that I really enjoy watching Barry, the TV show. It stars Bill Hader and though this filmography is laden with an abundance of good shows/movies, he’s still a new cat in the game to me. Bill Hader CARRIEDDDD IT Chapter Two on his back. The movie is 2hours […]

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Where’d you go Bernadette

So I usually see movies in three’s then write my reviews. Where’d You Go Bernadette was my third and then boom I couldn’t write my reviews. This movie had me so torn. I shit you not I saw this joint almost two weeks ago(along with good boys & scary stories) and just been blinking into […]

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A++ for Booksmart

So I had a great day. Super mellow, super productive, and chill. Surprisingly the cherry on top was the new movie Book smart. Olivia Wilde is that girlllllllllll. Her directorial debut is everything and more. It follows two super studious and quirky graduating high school girls. Oh, one of them, know-it-all, Molly is funny man […]

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Hobbs & Shaw

Dwayne Johnson was in his bag. Jason Statham was in his too. Real Hot boy shit. I could tell you to watch it cause Idris Elba. I mean have you seen him? I could tell you to watch it cause Dwayne Johnson. I mean have you seen him? I could tell you to watch it […]

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Midsommar

Bro. Bro….WTHFCKKKK. so, this movie is wild. It’s a wild movie on crack. Trigger warning: if you deal with any sort of mental health issue, make sure you’re in a great space before you attempt to see it. I wasn’t aware before walking in so I was a bit triggered. Alas, let’s dive in. Director […]

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Stuberrrrrr

aka Stu from Uber. Solid 7.5/10 Another film where I get to realize Virginia’s very own Dave Bautista is growing on me. Not in a swoooon worthy way but more an endearing ave. The plot is v v predictable. Like actually predicted exactly what would happen in the first five mins before even meeting all […]

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Lion king

Hakuna Matata, it means no worries. The phrase we all grew up knowing, loving and keeping dear to our hearts. Me especially since the language is my own native tongue. More on that later. The movie was good. Like not bleh but more meh. It felt like having been introduced to crab legs plain after […]

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Once upon a time….in Hollywood

I’ve never found Brad Pitt to be endearing. Talented? Sure. Handsome? Sure. Endearing? Nahh not the man who made us pit Angelina & Jennifer against each other as a social phenomenon. But hey, the dude really did a hell of a job being endearing in Tarentino’s latest. Actually, overall all the acting was phenomenal. I […]

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US

Jordan Peele has done it again, kinda. I remember seeing Get Out two years ago and being completely shocked at the movie’s plot twist. If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend you change that. This past month writer-director-producer Jordan Peele’s highly anticipated, complex follow up to his Oscar-winning 2017 debut US came out. WHEW. […]

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Crawl……

No. Run. Like in any direction but this movie. It was literally the worst movie I have EVER seen. And trust me, I’ve seen a lot. I honestly don’t even know where to begin to critique this film. I guess I should criticize myself for even wasting a near two hours that would have been […]

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